1.07.2005

Here's the deal:

It appears that, when I go to work tomorrow, I will be fired. Isn't that great? Luckily, in a rare act of foresight, I had already commenced the job hunt and should hopefully have something lined up within a week. True, it'll be out of town, and our required gas budget will increase dramatically, but the pay and hours will also be dramatically above what I'm making now, so it should all even out in the end.

Happy fuckin birthday to me. I'm drafting my walking papers as we speak.
posted at 11:09

Lies were told instead.